Fun With Sardar...

Forwarded by Srini

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.


Sardar: What is the name of your car ?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar: Wow what a great car, it's running with 'Tea'. My Car is starts with petrol.


Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: Punjab.
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What which part? Whole body born in Punjab