Forwarded by Venkat
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Thought for Today
Source : Brahma Kumaris
April 30
Success springs from calmness of the
mind.It is a cold iron which cuts and
bends hot iron.
HR Manger love letter......
Forwarded by Sridevi
Dearest Ms. Aarthi
Sub: Offer of love!
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you
since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting
held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to
present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on
probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility,
would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on
the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to
promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later,
based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the
expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your
expense account.
request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice
and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you
could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take
up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
HR Manager
Human Race
Forwarded by Venkat
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"
The Mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve; they had children and, so all mankind was made."
A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."
The confused girl returns to her mother and says, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God , and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"
The Mother answers, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Thought for Today
Source: Brahma Kumaris
April 29
To Have balance in all situations is the
key to happiness.
(For complete Story ,Click here......)
April 29
To Have balance in all situations is the
key to happiness.
Amazing...... must see
Forwarded by Aditya!
Amazing spray painting
Click here
TOOOOOOOOO Good..
Forwarded by Aditya!
Modern Panchtantra Story [ IT HUMOR ]
Once upon a time
, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.
One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood
( the woodcutter and the axe )
He started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.
As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, "
Is this your computer ?
" Disappointed by the Goddess' lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, " No."
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his.
Annoyed, the engineer said "
No, not at all !!"
Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said "Yes."
The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer asked her, "Don't you know that you're supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?"
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, "I know that, you stupid donkey! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the Billennium, the latest computers from IBM !". So saying, she disappeared with the Pentium!!
********
Moral: If you're not up-to-date with technology trends, it's better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're a genius than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Fun full Morning Folks….
Forwarded by Aditya
"In the middle of difficulty
lies opportunity."
Monday, April 28, 2008
A very good forward....thought you must read
Forwarded by OUHostel CT
HOW FRIENDSHIP breaks???
Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy
And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing
As Time Passes
Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact
After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?
Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate
Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak
They Forget Each Other.
So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends...
.
I Don`t Want To One Of This Kind.
So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One
To Say
Dear
I Am Fine Here
Please keep in touch with me
Both Friends Will Think The Other Is Busy
And Will Not Contact Thinking It May Be Disturbing
As Time Passes
Both Will Think Let The OTher Contact
After That each Will Think Why I Should Contact First ?
Here Your Love Will Be Converted To Hate
Finally Without Contact The Memory Becomes Weak
They Forget Each Other.
So Keep In Touch With All And Pass This TO All Your Friends...
.
I Don`t Want To One Of This Kind.
So Here I Am sending Mail To Every One
To Say
Dear
I Am Fine Here
Please keep in touch with me
Baapu Ne Bola Hai.......
'Agar koi tumhe Email na kare, Good Morning/Good Evening na bole,
Call/SMS bhi na kare... to koi baat nahi, tum Email karte raho....
Good Morning/Good Evening bolate raho......
Call/SMS bhi karate raho.......
Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.
Aur vo tumhe E-Mail/Call/ SMS jaroor Karega/Karegi'
Aur agar fir bhi koi E-Mail/Call/ SMS nahi aaye,
to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur kahna.......
'GET WELL SOON MAAMU'
.... Have a Nice Day....
Thought for Today
Source: Brahma Kumaris
April 28
What causes the most pain-the mistake
or the criticism for the mistake?
April 29
To have balance in all situations is the
key to happiness.
(For complete Story ,Click here......)
What causes the most pain-the mistake
or the criticism for the mistake?
April 29
To have balance in all situations is the
key to happiness.
Worlds best 2 photographs (Simply Superb)
Forwarded by Venkat
A. The first photo was taken when the Chinese president went to US.
B. The second photo was taken when Bush went to China
Color Pictures from England 1919 - 1924
Forwarded by M.C
Amazing pictures in color of Briton for the very first time found.
Returning heroes: The union Jack & FrenchTricolour flutter above the lines of Troops marching through Knightsbridge during the World War One Victory Parade in 1919
Read all about it : A snapshot of London's Fleet Street home of the British press 1924
Sweeping change: An early photograph taken in 1913 of a London residential street
say cottage cheese: locals pose in front od a dilapidated cottage in 1913Cornwall.
Monumental moment: After the 1919 Victory Prade , London's Piccadilly Circus is eerily deserted
Village life: Children play on the cobbled streets of St. Ives
East Industry: Merchant ships are berthed on the bank of the Thames.
Fun full Morning Folks…
Forwarded by Aditya!
ACHIEVEMENT
is almost automatic when the GOAL
becomes an
inner Commitment
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Thought for Today - 27th April
Source : Brahma Kumaris
If truth and honesty come easy to me,
then love from God also comes easily.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Thought for Today - 26th April
Source: Brahma Kumaris
Do not just be concerned about your
rights,but consider whether or not
you are right.
(For complete Story ,Click here......)
Do not just be concerned about your
rights,but consider whether or not
you are right.
Educated Idiot
Forwarded by Venkat
During the tea break , John and William were chatting:
John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
William: oh!
John: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
William: No
John: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night courses you would know this.
The next day, the same discussion took place:
John: Do you know who is Alexander Dumas?
William: No
John: He's the author of 'The 3 Musketeers', if you take night courses, you would know this.
The next day, once again:
John: And do you know who is Jean Jacques Rousseau?
William: No
John: He's the author of 'Confessions', if you take night courses, you would know this.
This time, William got irritated and said: 'And you, do you know who is George Hunt?'
John: No
William: He's the guy enjoying your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know this...
Funfull Morning Folks….
Forwarded by Aditya!
"When you've got something to prove,
there's nothing greater than a challenge"
Great Picture of the Moment !
Forwarded by Aditya!
An elephant just came out of water..
A bird drying his body.
A real fight
Smallest horse in the world 40 cm tall, American farm
The longest name of a city in New Zealand
The shortest city name in the world is in Norway with one letter (A)
Take away fast food
A high resolution picture of the first atomic bomb by France in 1968
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