Love is..New Way

Forward by Basit Riaz






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The Importance of Punctuation!

Forward by Rebecca

An English professor wrote the words :

"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful!

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Engineer VS Management

Forward by Ghulam Mehdi Ansari

Do not take it personal if you are engineer or manager...
its a joke for smiling not a poke!

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
She descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me sir, can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but
I don't know where I am.'

The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering
approximately 30 feet above the ground.
You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and
between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'

'You must be an engineer,' said the lady balloonist.
'I am', replied the man. 'How did you know?'

'Well, answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is
technically correct, but I've no idea what
to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help to
me at all. If anything you've delayed my trip even more.'
The man below responded, 'You must be in management.'
‘I am,' replied the lady balloonist, 'but, how did you know?'
'Well,' said the man, 'You don't know where you are, or where you're going.
You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air within.
You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and
you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems.’

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Indian cartoons

Forward by Sreeharsha






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SORRY.........!!!!!!!!

Forward by Manobhav Jain

Today is "world sorry saying day"



So... If I have hurt you any time anywhere...
If my E-mails are disturbing you...
If I have bugged you...
then seriously
I wanna say just three words...
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"I WILL CONTINUE"

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Really good one

Forward by Deepika jain

Prisoners' v/s Employees...!!!!! ...


IN PRISON


you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .

AT WORK


you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..

IN PRISON



you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK



you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .
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IN PRISON



you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK



you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON


a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..

AT WORK



you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .

IN PRISON

you can watch TV and play games..

AT WORK


you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON

they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK

you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON

all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

AT WORK

You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Humm?


Which Sounds Better?

So what are you waiting for.........

Kill your Boss

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Neck Exercise

Forward by Sonali shah

A doctor advises his patients to exercise their neck by just reading this message.

In the end, all patients go home happily without asking the doctor for any medications. 'It is very effective,' said the doctor.

'All my patients never come back to me again.'
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Jokes

Forward by Sachin Jain

Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

Sardar: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- "1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.

Sardar: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Sardar: 3 Months Ago
Dr:Wat were u doing till now?
Sardar: We were using duplicate key

Why Sardar opens his lunch box in the middle of the road???
Just 2 confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office....

After finishing MBBS, Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:

Torch is okay"

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GOOD MAIL

Forward by Shaviz

THIS IS WHAT SORRY LOOKS LIKE



This is what tired looks like



This is what bad spelling looks like


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This is what intimacy looks like



This is what courage looks like



This is what 'good grief!!' looks like



This is what 'I can wait' looks like



This is what a Woman's car looks like



This is what a bad mood looks like



This is what a helping hand looks like



This is what cold looks like


This is what an angel looks like



This is what the wave looks like



It doesn't matter how many people you send this to, just remember if it made you smile, your friends will smile, too!

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What Babies Do inside?

Forward by Arun






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