words of wisdom

Forwarded by sonali shah
What these words on yearly performance reviews really mean
OUTGOING PERSONALITY – Always going out of the office

GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS – Able to bullshit

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS – Spends lots of time on phone

WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY – Too ugly to get a date

ACTIVE SOCIALLY – Drinks a lot

INDEPENDENT WORKER – Nobody knows what he/she does

QUICK THINKING – Offers plausible excuses

CAREFUL THINKER – Won't make a decision

USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS – Gets someone else to do it

EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL – Speaks English

METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAILS – A nit picker

HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES – Is tall or has a louder voice

EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT – Lucky

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR – Knows a lot of dirty jokes

CAREER MINDED – Back stabber

LOYAL – Can't get a job anywhere else

PLANS FOR PROMOTION / ADVANCEMENT – Buys drinks for all the buys

OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION – Gets to work on time

RELAXED ATTITUDE – Sleeps at desk