Dogs Logic

Forwarded by M.C

The reason a dog has so many friends is that
he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous


There is no psychiatrist in the world
like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that
loves you more than he loves himself.-Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer
person than the average person.-Andy Rooney


Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies,
quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love &
always have to mix love & hate. -Anonymous


Anybody who doesn't know what soap
tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones


If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise -Unknown


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you; that is the principal difference
between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain


Dogs are not our whole life,
but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras


If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits
in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret