leave letters - really funny!!!

Forwarded by Vasudha Divakar

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India .


1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for

leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land
along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an
employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year
old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me
for two days.."


4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one
responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."


5. Another employee applied for half day leave
as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10
o-clocks and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day
holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering
from headache. I request
you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the
headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave
for the day."

9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please
refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of
leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am
her only husband at home
I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the
same well."