Forward by samiksha kamath
I am going to say about the......... .
Money
It can buy a house
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But not a home
It can buy a clock
But not time
It can buy you a position
But not respect
It can buy you a bed
But not sleep
It can buy you a book
But not knowledge
It can buy you medicine
But not health
It can buy you blood
But not life
So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!
So
Send me all your money
And I will suffer for you!
Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, right??
I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!! LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!
START IMMEDIATELY SENDING YOUR TROUBLES (MONEY) .............. ....
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
All about Money
Monday, October 6, 2008
Inspiration For The Week !
Forward by Venkat
Wish you a wonderful week ahead…
Classroom Jokes
Forward by Alka Chandran
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn’t punish him?”
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!;
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
Kerala airways
Forward by samiksha kamath
Kerala airways already started…U cannot believe?..... See below…!!!!
Relax….. enjoy your journey….!!!!
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It's the time for meal…!!!
Air hostess….Ammini Rajappan always at your service…
Enjoy your flight with Kerala airways
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Daker Shaaj @ Cognizant Kolkata
Below are pictures of a Famous Competition held out at Cognizant Kolkata named- Daker Shaaj.
Employees are grouped in the terms of the wing to which they belong across all the buildings under Cognizant Kolkata.
Theme based decorations are done by the employees keeping the festivals round the globe in mind.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Good morning
Forward by Suresh
I hope you...................
Woke up this morning with a big
smile on your face...
I hope the sun is shining just for you
I hope that your day is filled with lovely surprises and everything Goes your way...
I hope you can enjoy all you do and you can laugh and talk and share to your heart's content...
I hope your day is Filled with love...
a beautiful day ! ....
Fun of maths!
Forward by Alka Chandran
ADD UR SUCCESS
SUBTRACT UR FAILURE
MULTIPLY UR GENEROSITY
DIVIDE UR JEALOUSY
SOLVE UR PROBLEMS
EVALUATE UR TALENTS
DIFFERENTIATE UR BAD
SUMMATE UR GOOD
ASSUME UR AIM
SUBSITITUTEUR THOUGHTS
CALCULATE UR MIND PROVE UR ACHIEVEMENT
ASSOCIATE UR HELP
RECIPROCATE UR LOVE
MEASURE UR LIFE
ENSURE UR SUCCESS.
