Forwarded By Aditya
- A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
- According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
- A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
- A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
- Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
- Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows!
- All computers wait at the same speed.
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?Willyoupleasehelpmefixmykeyboard?Thespacebarisbroken!
- All you need to know is the user interface.
- Any programming language is at its best before it is implemented and used.
- Any program that runs right is obsolete.
- A paperless office has about as much chance as a paperless bathroom.
- A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
- A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
- A program is never finished until the programmer dies.
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