Forwarded by Monika
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Newtons Laws on Love
Forwarded by Venkat!
Newtons Laws on Love
Universal law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
First law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.
Second law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.
Third law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Good Morning
Forwarded by Alagu K. Raja
Every success begins with a Dream
When all is Dark, you see the Stars;
When you see the stars you make a wish;
From this wish… comes a dream;
In the Dream.. you believe and through the belief you find the LIGHT !!!!
(For complete Story ,Click here......)
When all is Dark, you see the Stars;
When you see the stars you make a wish;
From this wish… comes a dream;
In the Dream.. you believe and through the belief you find the LIGHT !!!!
Onsite Co-ordinator
Forwarded by Venkat
OFFSHORE TEAM WAITING FOR THE ONSITE CO-ORDINATOR
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Send it to your boss
FORWARD BY CH.SHAVAIZ YOUSAF
People who do lots of work...
make lots of mistakes
People who do less work...
make less mistakes
People who do no work...
make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes...
gets promoted
That's why I spend most of my time
Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Good Morning
Forwarded by Suresh!
“Ability may get you to top, but it takes character to keep you there!”
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