Just Like That

Forward by Poornima

Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.

What's the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?
Man: My wife...

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I love u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.

Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!