Sunday, January 18, 2009

Silly Slogans

Forwarded by Arunmenon

Plumbers:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

A non-smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

A maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

A tire shop:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

An optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."


A podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."



Pizza shop slogans:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
"Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."

Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

A veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

A gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

The electric company:
"We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

A plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

A restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

A sign at a radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

On a butchers window:
"Pleased to meat you."

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